Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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