someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
