i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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