oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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