Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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