everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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