Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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