It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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