i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
well I can't set my house on fire every night
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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