I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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