I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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