Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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