I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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