Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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