but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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