Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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