I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
When are your genitals available?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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