they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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