I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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