I'm gonna have a badass scar
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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