If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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