Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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