Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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