do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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