is your mom at the bar?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You're like the curious george of whores
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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