I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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