"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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