the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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