He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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