my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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