My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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