the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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