i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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