he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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