She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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