the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
