It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You're so nebulous sometimes
I want to make a zoo with you.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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