Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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