Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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