everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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