It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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