I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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