thus making me awesome and them whores
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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