So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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