I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You should frame my arrest warrant.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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