I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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