I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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