just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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