They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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