I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Where is the hickey?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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