I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
