Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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