I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
